Monday, 8 December 2014

Callala Beach Classic 2km / 60km / 15km - December 7th 2014

Again, much like my first 2 races this season, I have approached this race a little blasé… this time though, I think despite the result ie 3rd… I was found out within my own race.

Gear – spares
Nutrition – gels
Nutrition – hydration
Bike mount
T2

All areas to improve on going forward… or simply to re-focus on.

Hahaha too funny, I arrived on race morning, checked in and saw him… Ben Richardson. Psyched out, gone… any grand delusions I thought I had of winning a race with such low numbers was gone and out the window… my hopes were packed up and halfway home already… Benny Richo, the fella who I could take any time out of on the run in Canberra last December, and the fella who recently crushed Port 70.3 in October.

2nd Hahaha… actually more of a Bahahaha… hahahaha… aaahahahaha!
After setting up T1 and deciding to go with the shoes on the bike (with the rubber bands again) I was all set. Transition for me now looks remarkably barren to what it has in previous years. I have my helmet ready with the straps out, I have a water bottle, my running shoes, some socks depending on the race… and my running hat and sunnies (and gels if necessary) in a bag or bundle ready to be snatched up and donned on the go.
Anyway, I exit and meet up with the CCTRI boys… Chris Fuchs, Terry Calves Mulcahy, Hayden Cowan and John Young. Fuchsy wastes no time in letting me know Calves is gunning for me… he has to beat me. My only response was to laugh… and point out I couldn’t care less how Calves goes as long as he is happy with his race and I am happy with mine. We are in different age groups… so I’m not racing him at all…

That said… you wave a red flag at me…

The swim
All good from my perspective. 2km, which is not the usual 1.9km for a longer event so it’s hard to compare the swim time with other races...
Never the less, I’m not too perturbed on the watch after the swim these days… I basically only wear it to keep track of my bike heart rate and power and then my run pace… oh and the time of day for an Ironman event… so I cant tell you what it said. I thought it said 37mins something upon exiting, and 39mins when I was getting on the bike.
Official race results will forever show 35:22mins for the swim and 36secs for T1 though, so that’s what I’ll go with. I started the watch about 10secs early but that’s about all I can think of in regards to any discrepancies… the Garmin shows I travelled 3km… yeah ok. I’m not a great swimmer, but I’m not that bad!
All in all for the swim I was happy with my line, my sighting, my effort and my stroke. I’m far from perfect but far from rubbish… all I wanted to achieve was constant effort and I think I did well in that regard. I had my goggles knocked off once, funnily enough on the 3rd turn of the 2nd lap… but apart from that, all good. Oops, I put my feet down too early when on top of a small wave coming in… nothing there… cramp in foot for my effort… 1 more stroke, then touchdown successful.

I ran up the beach, wetsuit came off easily… half off and goggles n cap removed before I got to the top of the beach.

T1 was simple. Helmet on, then rest of wetsuit off… squirt sand off feet and go. 36secs is very realistic.

The Ride.
Rookie’esque but not a disaster. Andrew Mildren, you will be shaking your head in a minute…
First off, as I have only done it in a couple of races so far… and I was being very blasé about it all… I stuffed up the rubber banded shoe entry. Stomp, trip, fumble, spinning shoes… I just couldn’t get my feet in my shoes... the bands had snapped and I had fcked it. It took me a few moments of frustration but I finally settled on composure first, foot entry second. Calm down, feet on shoes… away we go.
Theres a short straight before you turn left to head out to the first main turn, so I got the feet in at that point in the first km or so.
I then took the left hand turn and got some speed up before reaching down to tighten up.
WHACK!
A few minute tree roots in this small part and I hit one I think… either way I thought for all money I had flatted within the first 3km… and my front bidon had come flying off… yes that’s right folks… it was my one and only bidon and I hadn’t even had one sip from it yet… and being only 60kms… there were no aid stations.
I stopped to inspect my tyre… as I had flatted on a practice ride the day before… and then then tyre had popped off the rim… so I thought it best to run the wheel around and look for the same thing… nothing. I then rolled back 10m or so to collect my bidon… gone. Lid off… empty.

I rode on. Not annoyed or cranky… it was what it was. Calculations would have to made on how I am going to survive with the result I wanted… with no water.
Bugger it… I just went for broke. If I was going down on the run due to poor nutrition… then I was going down!
I tried to hold as normal a HR and Power that I had intended to… between 80%-85% heart rate… and based on Yarrawonga (40km & 243w) and Forster (90km & 226w), a Power reading of the mid 230’s would have been good enough to satisfy me. I rode to HR though, not Power.
I sat up in the SMC for the uphills and then went to BCR for flat and downhills… and gave every downhill a throttling instead of getting low and rolling. Of course I rolled a couple of small areas for recovery, but by and large I gave it a go. I didn’t expect to ride with Chris F, Benny Richo or even Calves… but as long as they didn’t get too far away I would be happy enough.
Hayden Cowan was my bunny on the bike. 5mins ahead of me out of the water, I saw that I had made decent ground on him after the first lap… which included my stop… so I gave him a run.

On the second lap I felt just as fresh as the first. Again, I stopped… this time for my saviour… a fellow competitors bottle that had also come off just a few km up from where mine did. 500ml green Gatorade bottle about 4/5th full of water. Done, good price, I’ll take it and get any antibiotics required later on…. I now had some hydration and I hoofed down half of it within seconds as it was quite hot and humid down there in the bush.
This lap was much quicker than the first… momentum, no shoe issues, only a quick stop, and experience of having just raced the first lap as well as my practice lap the day before… I rode this one smarter and chased Haydo down. Not sure he saw me coming or not, but once the pass was made with about 4km to go, he was toast and I didn’t see him as I entered and exited transition.

Just a quick note on the bike course… Calga is the perfect training ground. Not as flat as I had been informed it would be… but no “blood hills” or mooney climbs… just quite a few short pinchy rollers. The flats were either slightly ascending or descending… there didn’t appear to be an flat flat sections apart from right at the start and end of each loop when back in town.

Rookie errors and comedy aside, I was again, happy with my ride. As the time keepers will show, 1:42:50 for the 60km… and as the Garmin shows 1:43:09 & an average Power of 241w with a Normalised Power of 255w. I don’t quite get the gist of Normalised Power just yet… but it is what it is and I will continue to monitor it from now on.

T2 was pretty straight forward again... the delay only in trying to get my socks on for the run whilst standing up… a tactic wrought with the danger of cramping and I could feel the legs weren’t happy.
Why socks? The socks decision is easy… its socks every day of the week for me for anything over 10km and/or if the weather has included rain in the day or so proceeding.
A disastrous Canberra 70.3 in 2011 put paid to running without socks when wet… blisters everywhere. Why risk it when you can spend 20secs putting on socks and not have to worry about it? I train in socks so I may as well race in them!

The Run
I was looking forward to the run… 15km SHOULD be doable in under 60mins if I am on.
While I started out well enough, I knew pretty early that I wasn’t ON. A bit of dehydration from the missing electrolyte water on the bike, and I had also made the blasé decision not to buy more Powerbar gels or UCAN for this race.
I have been racing on Powerbar gels for the most part of races with my high caffeine Zipvit’s as boosters to start and end the race… 160mg of caffeine in each Zipvit, I take them normally before the swim, then one before the run… and I have one spare for emergencies…. For this race though, it was all Zipvit. One prior, then 3 on the bike meant I was pumped full of Blackcurrant and caffeine… and it got to me… no UCAN on the bike and the gels were bubbling away inside. I didn’t feel sick or anything, I just didn’t have the get up and go that I would expect. First km I was out of the blocks in sub 4min pace… then the 2nd km I was over… then under again for the 3rd km… then over for all bar the last 3km after that.
Looking back, it was a mental thing. I really put it on the line at the end of the race when I was chasing Calves Mulcahy… why hadn’t I put it on the line earlier… maybe I didn’t have it in the legs and I would have blown up? Maybe I was just being beaten by myself… either way I wasn’t feeling great and I just kept plugging away as best I could.
Half way through the first lap I did see Hayden Cowan had made some ground back… gees I thought… he must be doing some fast kms… I plugged away… I kept it at around 4:15 pace or under for the most part.

Lap 1 of 2 done, John had already told me Calves was 7mins up at the start of the run and I could see despite my struggle to get going that I had still cut about 3mins into him… so I perked up a touch... only momentarily though.
10.5km in, we passed and I was still only just hovering around 4:15pace for the most part… I was just starting to feel my legs a little though… the Endura drinks and water at most aid stations seemed to be helping a great deal… I past Calves … he still had about 3mins on me… maybe a little less. I let him know he should be able to hold that advantage with only 4.5km to go… I plugged away though. I got to a turn point after seeing Calves and saw I was only 2mins behind…

Balls to him, he’s going down!

I mentioned I had started to perk up… I navigated 2 short trail sections before coming to a long straight road part where you can see all and sundry in front of you. Competitors coming out… and competitors ahead of you. There you are Calves, its on.
Sub 4, sub 4, sub 4…
Got him with 1.2km to go.
A low five from Calves as I passed him and I hammered it all the way home in order to hold off one other fella who wasn’t too impressed with me overtaking him.

Could I have run faster? Not sure to be honest. I could have tried and died… or I could have possibly made it. I wasn’t feeling great though, didn’t think it was there so I didn’t push. Not happy with that to be perfectly honest… it was only 15km… 1 hour… I would like to know I am someone who will go for broke whether I am pushed to chase someone or not. Who is to say I would have run that fast without Calves to chase?
The man in the mirror knows though that I did cross that finish line absolutely spent. Absolutely knackered… doubled over, towel draped over me and someone getting my timing chip off for me… I was done.

Anyway 59:05 for the run. On face value it’s a sub 4min run for 15km… on the data though, I wasn’t 15km… it was short by about 600-650m. Not much of course, but not sub 4 pace


As the stats go…
Higher bike Power than expected. Very happy with that benchmark actually. Not sure I had done any races over 200w before this season?
Still 5.5mins behind the Age Group winner, Benny Richo on the bike but I am happy enough with my progress, and my ride was good enough to be 3rd best in the Age Group.
The run… I got him… got Benny Richo… by 5 secs… 59:05mins to be the fastest runner in the Age Group for the 3rd race running. I haven’t been totally happy with my running off the bike, but 1st is 1st isn’t it.

The wash up / comments
* Time to rest up and recover. As of today, I do not feel like lifting a finger… might even take the 5 days off until Saturday, but by and large December will be filled with adhoc training just to stay fit.
* Focus time… Geelong and Ironman are next. No time for games on nutrition.
* Fix the front bottle cage up… I’ve dropped 2 or 3 bottles off the front on the Saturday rides recently… so why would I expect anything less in a race? Amateur. I went without the xlab aero bottle due to the course and potential spillage… if I am going to do that though, I need a Profile Design P-Cage (the old school cages with the rubber bands) or I need another xlab Gorilla grip.
* I got a flat on my practice ride on Saturday… and snapped my tyre lever. I only had one lever… and 2 spare tubes… meaning I now had no tyre levers and 1 spare tube for the race. I prefer 2 tubes for racing… and of course I prefer at least 1 tyre lever!! Thanks to John Young for lending me a pair of levers. After getting my flat on Saturday, I than had part of the tyre pop off the rim so I finished off my ride with a bump… bump… bump… because I didn’t want to risk losing another tube ie. my last one.
* Practice the rubber band shoe entry. I hadn’t done much (if any) work on this since Yarrawonga.
* Stop being tight and buy the gels I need.
* Buy the UCAN I need…
* …and work on my T2 a little more. If I am going to wear socks, I may as well be quick at it!



Cheers all!

Sunday, 9 November 2014

Challenge Forster Half - Nov 10, 2014

Challenge Forster; my first Challenge event… and I’ll take it and run. A new half distance PB and some definite areas to keep working on as I know I can do a whole lot better.

I’ll buck the trend of past reports and make this one a little shorter. Work, kids and training… I just don’t have the time at the moment!

The swim
It was a relatively tight timeframe from Transition opening to race start so I was a little rushed form the get go and ended up being one of the last to leave the area.
Not a worry though as I still had heaps of time to stroll down to the race start and dial in on what was about to happen. He probably wont admit it as he does seem quite relaxed… I picture Chris Fuchs as a caged animal before the race though… very hard to hold down into one spot and if I blinked… he was gone. Small talk only, no handshake… as (as I said), I blinked…

No real fanfare before the swim. A moment silence for Jackie Gallagher, then into the water. The Pros took off 20mins before the Age Groupers… no gun, no horn or whistle… they were just off!
After 20mins the Age Groups went off in 2min intervals… again though, no bells or whistles… just a bloke yelling out 20 seconds, 10 seconds… GO! Hard to hear with ear plugs in J
New habit by me of starting the watch 15-10secs earlier so I am ready when the race starts… done… and I take off.
Surprised I held a good sprint for longer than normal, but also… it probably burnt a few matches and I eventually slowed to my normal pace before too long and the faster swimmers pressed on.
Race report for swim is straight forward… I swam.
It was an uninterrupted swim and uneventful… my only issue was that I wasn’t fast enough to hold the fast swimmer’s feet… and I was too fast for the bucket-listers… so there was little or no opportunity to draft and I did all the work for my swim on my own whilst having a turkey or two use my feet for assistance. Waste of time if you ask me!
Anyway, I was happy with my swim. I held good technique (in my opinion) for 75%-80% of the time with only a few moments where I realised my stroke was pants. Strong catch, head down, pull from the hips… and feedback from Monsieur Brett Isaac… don’t wag like a dog. Done. Still slow, but improving.

T1 – Boy this new Aquaman wetsuit came off like hot butter… it melted off so easy! Basically a zip up and the arms just slide right out… legs did likewise as soon as I stopped. Socks on, helmet on… gone. Everything was already loaded on the bike and ready to go. After IM Melbourne, I was happy with that.

The Bike
I headed off out of town. No idea what to expect. As we (me and the missus) made the conscious money saving decision to drive up on the Saturday and bring the boys with us… there was just no time to do any recon apart from look at course profile charts to see what sort of inclines and flats were coming my way. In the end, I just took it as it came and apart from the climb out of Port Macquarie, I ended up likening the course to be very similar. A few ups and downs and a road surface that gives you nothing.
I must stop here and give thanks to Peats Ridge for the road surface practice… still not fun… but used to it form training.
Heading out of town had a slight head wind which made for fast times. I kept a high’ish cadence and reasonably high Watt count… around 80%. I kept my head and let some people pass me with no issue and I passed plenty as well… high cadence, decent power… I actually left plenty standing still. No idea who was in my age group or not though. The only issue I did have on this first part was my Heart Rate… the damn monitor was reading 0 from the start. I undid my top and adjusted the strap to get it working… but then I couldn’t do my top back up… so eventually I stopped for a few valuable seconds and did my top up. Done… I pressed on. A minute later I noticed the Heart Rate was 0 again… waste of time and effort… oh well… sh*t happens… move on. Some numbers eventually started showing… and then before long, they looked realistic enough to use… so I did.
Coming to the turn point I noticed Tim Lang… then Pete Mauro… then Chris Fuchs heading back the other way… sh*tballs I thought… they aren’t actually that far in front of me? Not that I was chasing them as they started before me and they aren’t in my AG, but I figured they’d all be at least 10mins in front, maybe more… I think Chris was at about 7mins at the first turn, with Langy at 10mins. Going well then.
After the turn, there was a coming of inclines and wind. Not heavy wind… but definitely more than the wind you get from half the Gosford Velodrome… and the wind you get when you hit the higher parts on Peats Ridge… but nothing too drastic. It WAS a pain though as it felt like it was channelling direct down the road with no deviation… so… a headwind to the 2nd turn it was… and it was annoying.
I lost some patience here… I lost concentration and got out of the saddle a few times on the inclines and on the straights when it felt like I wasn’t moving very fast at all. Fail… no doubt I burnt some matches here and would pay later.
Why? Quite simple really… I was stranded and riding solo with no one in front of me to chase and people coming from behind really pushing hard to catch me… so I lost my patience and tried to stay out in front. I didn’t go crazy though and was more than ok by the time I got to the 2nd turn @ 50kms.
Heading back away from town again and the wind from behind made for some more fast riding… back to form. Cadence had dropped a little and Power dropped a little but I held my own. I did push the pace a little again to try and make some ground… but I never ventured over 80%-82% Heart Rate… and if I did hit the mark, then I’d back off and let it drop a few beats.
3rd turn… time to head all the way back to town. Relentless headwind that was now a fair bit stronger = angry Smithy.
I tried to keep my head but some clowns finally cracked me and I put some heat on. I still didn’t go over my heart rate limits… but I toed the line for a very good chunk of the last 15 to 20kms, chasing down any bunny in front that would let me. One clown… a Team Trihard clown in his yellow kit was about 250m in front… I was reeling him in slowly until he gave up. He started looking over his shoulder like a good Sprint rider at the Olympics nd sat up and waited for me. When I passed him he dropped the hammer to keep up and sat on my wheel… within millimetres of me. I tapped my brakes a few times, I wandered side to side to expose him… h*ll, I even dropped the hammer and sprinted once or twice to shake him… but each time he responded and just sat there… I seriously could have sworn he was a much seasoned MDSS cyclist just doing what they do best! For about 8km I towed this weak as p*ss clown back to town. The Police passed once and he slowed down… only to speed up again once they’d passed (as if they were going to arrest him for cheating)… and finally the TO motorbike came from the other direction… I thumbed to them about the clown behind me… and I never saw him again… actually… I saw him on the run and he was toast… a mess.
I swore a couple of times, more under my breath… and gave him some words of “encouragement”, but I doubt he heard anything… more for my own frustration to blow off steam. I was working very hard in that wind with zero cover… and it annoyed me.
Hands up… lesson learned. This fella got me. I lost my tempo, technique and head… I have little idea what numbers I was putting out here but I am sure they were probably over my limit.

All aside, I finished off the bike in decent shape. My average numbers in HR and Watts indicated I hadn’t overplayed my hand… but I am sure I had a few little burners in there that were not needed… overall though, I don’t think I burnt more energy here that I could have saved on the run, so its quite possible all things ended up equal.

T2 – Cant really remember it to be honest… just got off bike, the brakes got could when I was racking it, but by and large I racked, got shoes on and ran… cap, gels and sunnies in hand.

The run
A special note for bindy patch that was T2… wowzers. I am not sure there was even grass there despite it being green!
I started off running well. Just over 4min pace as I settled into km #1, this became 3:30 pace for kilometre 2… yes, yes, that was too fast… so I slowed it down consciously to 3:55 pace… I did this for a couple of kms before I came to the conclusion this was not a 4min pace course for me… at this point in time in my training. Heart rate was climbing and I was feeling the pinch. Later in the season maybe, but I wasn’t quite ready. It was my first time doing this course so I had no idea what to expect really… in the end though… after 1 full lap, I settled on holding my early sub 4 pace advantage and using that to go sub 90mins for just the second time in all my 10 half iron distance races. I had a few moments where I slowed on purpose on the incline but I always made sure I made up for it on the flats and declines. By now, I knew who I was racing and chasing and I managed to hold off everyone and chase down all bar one that I could identify as being in my Age Group. I actually thought I caught the guy who came second… but it ended up being mistaken identity as his name appeared above mine in the results.

The run hurt and I gave it what I had. I had hoped to finish off with a few more sub 4 min kms but when I applied the gas… there was just nothing left in the NOS tanks though. What have I got to complain about though?… absolutely nothing. Sub 90min run, I even heard one person in the crowd up ahead say “hey, here comes that fast runner again!”, which was good to hear…
I raced a fair half distance PB… and my highest pacing at a race of this size ever. I’m stoked. 2 medals and away we go :)

From the Garmin:
Swim - 28:10:00
Bike - 2:28:38 / 226w
Run - 1:29:46
T1 & T2 are included.
226w is the highest Watt count I have had in a Half distance race or above.
My run split was the fastest split for the 35-39's AG.

Extra notes:
Challenge – Race brief was listed as 1 hour… and it went for 55mins. Take note Ironman… this is how to be considerate to families and stick to a timeframe.
Take note also Challenge, your race brief could actually be done in 5mins… 50mins of Pro panel interviews, while interesting, could be done as an optional extra to the race brief… and you shouldn’t advertise a lucky door prize to win a race entry to Roth, or a wetsuit if you aren’t going to do it…
Post race Presentation… in a regional town… with 95% of the people competing waiting to go home… do we REALLY need to wait for everyone to finish? Yeah, it’s a 50/50 call and I understand why… however just 1 male pro waited for it, and 2 females. Probably about 80 people all up… at best. Long day, we waited… then left as soon as I got my bronze.

Nutrition – XLAB aero bottle on the Forster roads… my bike and knees were COVERED in UCAN (which looks like milkshake) and electrolytes. The only time I got a bidon from the aid station was to get a bottle of water to spray it all over my legs!
Energy-wise was pretty spot on (although maybe a little more hydration?). I boxed on to the line solidly with no dip in energy… my only failing was a loss of concentration on the bike where I burnt power needlessly and needed a moment to recover and I had no final extra gas to get me over the line at the end.
I do make note, and I think I have said this before… Powerbar Hydro gels… they come in Orange or Cherry… and both are disgustingly sickly sweet. I hate the taste while racing BUT, they don’t give me stomach issues AND they are full of sodium so I have no need for salt tablets. I will be looking in earnest for a substitute though as they just aren’t nice!

Timing chip! – Time to get me a personal timing chip holder. My chip just wouldn’t do up properly from the start… the Velcro strap was just 1cm too short and it was flapping about. As a result, by lap 2 on the run I noticed there was no beep when I when over the time split carpets…
All failings aside, I hereby give absolute full credit to the Challenge crew for not once insinuating anything about my race… apparently it came off during the swim as they had no times for me at all apart from starting the race? They wanted splits so they just took down my Garmin times and used those. I offered to email anyone who might need them, the maps from my race… but there was no need. Full trust in the competitor… hmmm… a note for next time maybe? Hahaha… I jest of course.
So to anyone looking at my splits in Multisport Australia… the T1 and T2 times are pure fabrication. I would suggest you even swap them around as T2 was 100% faster than T1… but I guess I just gave them my Garmin splits and they worked it out on average. Either way… who cares… 3rd.

Onward? – Keep working on all 3 basically.
Swim is coming back after a big drop in form, strength… and enthusiasm. I’ll keep working on this leg my way for now BUT essentially I know very well it is the big difference between me being a strong competitor… or a race winner.
I will be continuing my current bike schedule of 4 rides a week (2 turbo, 1 Peats Ridge + 1 more) and of course, I need to keep building my run into an Ironman weapon...
I can easily identify a few areas on yesterday that I can improve on… so that’s the goal… one step at a time.

Short report… who am I kidding.
Next stop, Going family camping for the Callala Beach Classic in December (2/60/15)… then rest.


Thursday, 23 October 2014

Yarrawonga Mulwala Multisport Festival - Oct 19, 2014 VIC State Championships

Yarrawonga, in short; beautiful little place. The missus and I immediately regretted not taking the boys down, or at the very least, Eli.
Small wading area concreted off from the lake, a thousand little playgrounds, fishing spots, ice cream shop, lolly shop… then 2 x jumping castles and a BBQ at the race compound… all perfect for 3 or 4 days with the kids.
We will definitely be going back there, if not next year to defend my 2nd place, then the year after J

To the race:

Transition opened @ 6am, I arrived at 6:15am… easy to park nearby and I strolled straight in. Beautiful… no stress.
Numbered spots in transition… even better. No need to worry about where the best place was to put my bike and plan my entry / exit strategy. I always prefer the pre-numbered transition; it just removes another thing to worry about… set up camp only to second guess yourself while walking out…
I committed 2 rookie errors here though. Nothing major… just rookie.
1. I didn’t bring 2 pairs of footwear… or even thongs to exit with. Wore my runners, which I inevitably have to leave in transition… then had to exit in bare feet. Pet hate of mine… as a good soccer coach once told me “Your feet are the tools of your trade… there’s no excuse for cutting your feet on glass, sticks etc… anyone seen not wearing shoes won’t be playing that weekend”… so I have worn shoes ever since. I have thongs but rarely wear them. Shoes. The missus tells me not to be so silly sometimes… but… shoes. End of story.
2. Secondly, I re-tied my runners… elastic laces yes… but they were now infinitely harder to get on as I do like a snug shoe to begin with. I tried a couple of times to get the right tension back but I eventually pulled the pin and left them tight. When it came to the run, I got them ¾ on, then a quick stomp was all that was required and I was off… slight delay only… but rookie none the less.

I also left transition is one question… the guy 2 spots down from me had two small cylindrical pieces of wood on his towel… about the size, maybe a touch smaller, as the toilet roll cardboard when you get to the end of the roll. There was nothing more or less to them… just two pieces of wood. No handles, no dimples, markings etc… just wood.
Why?

The swim
Herded down to transition after the race brief. I had heard the water was 16.8 degrees the afternoon before so I was a bit nervous to get in. Foot in… fine… Dive in… not fine. Freezing.
Freshwater, very feint current… murky, but not dirty like Lake BG in Canberra. If it were a horse race track I would have rated it “dead”… no buoyancy from the salt of the sea, freezing and no current… all arms and kicking required here seeing as my technique is not even close to that of a swimmer! Can’t swim and got no assistance?... Bring on the brawn.

I swam, I tried to concentrate on technique, I concentrated on sighting, I tried to stick on toes where possible… but at the end of the day blunt force doesn’t match good technique so I still got out of the water with a slow time. The Garmin for a brief moment had declared my swim was a disaster… but after that brief moment I remember I had started the timer 3mins early in order to avoid wasting time when the gun went off. Start the Garmin, put the wetsuit sleeve over it and I’m good to forget about it until the ride. That was the plan.
27mins 30secs or thereabouts… as I said… slow. Not 2011 Vegas slow… but slow.

Out of the water and up the boat ramp… feet freezing.
Wetsuit off pretty smartly, race number on, helmet on and I’m good to go. I’m happy with the transition as nothing went wrong apart from a slight fumble getting the race belt done up and I made a last second decision to put my socks on as my feet were frozen! No way would I normally do that for an Olympic Distance… All else went to plan including my rarely tested rubber bands on the shoes tactic. For the uninitiated, I used 2 rubber bands, one per shoe. Threaded through the loop at the back of the shoe, one band goes around a bolt on the front derailleur; the rear goes around the quick release skewer. Make them tight enough to hold your shoes horizontal (so you can slip your feet straight in)… if they are tight enough, they then simply snap when you get on your bike, feet in and start pedalling.
Worked perfect. Thanks Youtube.

The ride
After driving the course the day before, I scrapped the recon ride. Fast, flat, low rollers… pretty uncomplicated. On the way out would be the tougher section so the plan was to put the Power on for the first 20km at least, and then look to maintain on the way back… albeit I expected Power numbers to drop on the way back with more downs than ups.
Ride went to plan apart from one small section about 3/4 into the leg. I had 2 gels strapped to my top tube and one wouldn’t come off… I lost concentration and I don’t know why but it threw my rhythm for about 5mins before I regained composure…. Remembering this isn’t Ironman, so 5mins seemed like a long time at the time!
I passed a boat load on the way out and only a couple passed me on the way back… so I am going to give it a pass mark. I would have liked to have gone just a couple of minutes quicker but overall I rode to pretty much what I thought my ability was.
Approx 1:02hrs for the 38.8km. Cadence was over 80 easily and Power was 243w. First 20km had the Watts @ 255w… which I was very happy with… as I said though, more downs than ups on the way back so it was harder to keep the high number… and possibly above my current ability anyway so it’s something to work off going forward.

T2
Very funny. I dismounted perfectly… not quite a running dismount but fast enough, it wasn’t until I started running though that I noticed something very weird… I couldn’t feel my feet!!! At all. If I were a blind person I would have sworn I was running on stumps! I noted it to Amanda as I ran past her on my way into T2 and got the laugh it deserved.

Racked bike, couldn’t feel feet so I struggle a little to get my tight shoes on… grabbed my hat and sunnies and ran. As practiced many times at Adcock. I think the official T2 time was quite poor but there was some running involved and no, I still haven’t mastered my T’s so it remains a work in progress. I was reasonably happy with this one though.

The run
Out onto the run and something dawned on me immediately… these clowns around me are all SPRINTING out of T2! Seriously, I was being bumped and barged by whippets all going around me right at the start within the first 100m or so…. what the? I ran out at 3:45 pace so I wasn’t exactly crawling… ok, this could be an interesting run coming up if I am this slow compared to the folk down here in Victoria!
Not to worry… a Pro or Open runner ran past me at the 750m metre mark (on his 2nd lap); he was running 3:10 pace and I thought I’d have a crack. I grabbed his heels (not literally) and ran with him for the next 500m just to pick up my pace, find my rhythm and see what everyone else was really doing once settled in. Most people don’t think of drafting on the run… it could actually just be a psychological tool I use to find my race pace… but I don’t mind giving it a go every now and then though. 500m with this fella was enough though and I let him go as it was just too fast for me… I was happy enough though, I was able to slot in and hover around the 3:35 – 3:45 pace range quite easily after that exertion.
Lap 1 done, I still couldn’t feel my feet but I had managed to overtake everyone from earlier except the fast fella that I’d drafted off…
From here on in its just a matter of holding form and speed and counting down the distance and time… it hurts for sure, but that hurt period has a finite end in sight and it’s one that isn’t far away when you really think about it. Seriously… 5kms to go… I’ve done 1000 efforts longer than that in training and every single one of them has been uncomfortable… and I had lived to tell the tail… so it’s just a matter of doing what I do. I run. Fast feet, lift knees, keep core strong, keep head up… hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Pick a bloke up ahead… run him down… pick another bloke… run him down… so on and so forth for the last few kms.
6.5km in… I can finally feel my feet! Beautiful I thought… now I can think about the way my foot is landing. It may seem pedantic to some… but I know I can’t swim to save myself so I may as well be able to run! :)

The last bunny I chose to run down was a little more stubborn to catch, I passed him with less than 500m to go and broke him. He ended up about 200m behind at the end… perhaps he stopped to hug a loved one? I crossed the line and the line announcer (to my great surprise) said I was 3rd in the age group… and he was 4th. Wow, didn’t expect that.
I turned around to him and said with a laugh and pat on the back, sorry mate I didn’t realise we were that high up the list… he asked what I meant so I told him I was 3rd and he was 4th… he looked up…  “ahhhh you bastard!” (or a word to that effect) he said with a laugh…

All’s well that ends well though; Line announcer got it wrong. I was already chuffed with third, but it turned out it we were 2nd and 3rd… I’ll take that.


High 37mins for the run... officially 3:45 pace average. Done. As predicted.


The real reason Amanda came to the race...


Fun for all. Enclosed waterside swim area and fun area for the kids


Friendly atmosphere at race HQ


Lake Mulwala... very eerie as you drive into town. "Man made lake". Formed by putting a dam in.


Ready to roll.


Thanks Peter Robertson.


Big Sexy Racing gets its cheesy podium shot!

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Ironman Melbourne - Asia Pacific Championship, March 23, 2014

Ok ok so here it is… my self indulgent race report from my 9hr 38min Melbourne Ironman… a time I didn’t think was possible, yet I will gladly take knowing it could have been a whole lot better and WILL be a whole lot better next year.

Normally I would start any report by dispensing small notations and anecdotes of the week / days leading up to the race, however quite simply I had a good week. It was stress free, incident free, the boys were great and Mandy was brilliant. We drove down to Melbourne over 2 days, stopping in beautiful Wagga Wagga overnight before heading down to St Kilda, where we stayed from Tuesday until the Monday after the race. Trusty steed and race companion for the season so far Brett “Zim” Isaac arrived Wednesday night, so team TSO went for a jog and swim on Thursday followed by a ride on Friday and for me, nothing on Saturday. Not 100% to the letter of the taper plan but not far from it.

I got most of my kit ready on the Friday night with the intention of making the drive to Frankston to check the bikes in on Saturday morning around 10am.
Mini drama in that I found my rear bottle cage holder had a snapped screw which I didn’t discover until it was too late to do much on Friday (as we were just about to head off for a 40min drive to Mandy’s cousin’s house)… I went straight back to the expo and purchased a new one on the way with the intention of installing that night…
It must be said here and now that I was reluctant to go and buy exactly the same holder (a Profile Design one) that I already had, as mine was fixable and I just didn’t have the time or inclination to go to a hardware store to find the right nuts and bolts…. So I bought a reputable XLAB one that they had on display… on display I might add, on a Giant Trinity with a Fizik Arione Tri2 saddle… perfect I thought... same as my set up! Why have 2 the same when I can get the XLAB and choose between the 2 in future?
It must also be acknowledged here and now that Zim did warn me about buying something new…
Can anyone see how this went wrong? Tough one… but lesson learned.

My saddle differed from the one on display in that I have the carbon railed version… which has thicker rails. My new XLAB holder was a no go... it just didn’t fit. Ok, mini panic… and slightly peeved at my stupidity.
All good though… back to the expo first thing Saturday to purchase a new one. XLAB did their best to meet my needs and even offered me petrol money to drive to their store 30mins away but in the end I opted for a refund and went and bought a matching Profile Design one as it involved much less effort on my part and I knew it fitted. Free PD t-shirt thrown in for my smile as well :-)

All set. Cage installed, time to go check the bikes in. All uneventful really, done and dusted in a matter of 30mins max and back home to Mandy and the boys who had spent the morning at Luna Park.
Transition seemed quite straight forward, the swim looked easy enough and the road surface for the ride and run looked good. All we had was fingers crossed for the same wind direction for the race, that being a slight tailwind toward St Kilda for the run… even if it did mean a headwind returning on the bike.

Saturday afternoon, feet up before heading down to Luna Park with Eli for an hour followed by my now ritual McDonalds for dinner… double the salt thanks champ! I jest of course on the salt, but I can’t see any issues with Maccas on race eve, it’s got all you want for an endurance event like an IM, and if KFC is good enough for Chris McDonald, and Nuggets are good enough for Usain Bolt… then Maccas nuggets and chips is good enough for me. Carbs, protein, fats, sodium… even some calcium and more fats with my thickshake :-)

Race brief on Friday night… a couple of videos shown were awesome… and Mr Ironman, Mike Riley was there as MC… which was good… all in all though, as per all race briefs, it went waaaay over the scheduled time and all the Central Coast boys left early. More important people at home than to hear all the same rules as every other Ironman event I have been in.

OK, race day. 6 hours sleep… slept solidly after taking a while to nod off. Tick. I expected less due to the early start that involved a 5am 45min bus trip to Frankston.
First question to answer… nutrition plan states breakfast is 2 hours prior to the race… this means breakfast on the bus or breakfast early... I am a rank amateur when it comes to nutrition so I stick to the 2hr plan. So be it. Not sure my fellow Ironman cohort next to me appreciated me scoffing down my jam pikelets, banana and Gatorade whilst next to him on the bus… but he dealt with it. I ate my breaky 5mins short of Frankston… exactly 2 hours prior to the race start. Tick.

Set up bike, find the boys… Zim, the other Central Coast boys Tim “Skinny Wiggle” Fryirs and his brother and Haydon Cowan… stand around, drink some water after wasting a little time waiting for the insides to start moving I then head off to line up for T3. Tick. Pleased with what I accomplished… more so than the poor soul who walked into the stall next to me only to dry reach at the entity they had just walked into… gee I hope they got the race bib number of the person in front of them and had the nerve to report them to the race director for poor sportsmanship. Great race tactic though… an old fashioned smoke out! Glad I didn’t cop it.

Wetsuits on, post-race bags in the ute… walk down to the start line. Small warm up… water is flat as a tack and not that cold… 19 or 20 degrees I think?? Perfect.  


The Swim (my hope: 59:59.99 or under… my prediction 1:02 – 1:03hrs)

Right from the outset… before the gun went; I knew I was too far forward on the start line. I said it to Haydo, I said it to Zim… and I convinced myself I was out of my league.
Lo and behold, the power of positive (or negative) thinking took hold and I got hammered… basically treated like a turning buoy that everyone must swim over just to start the race.
This carried on for about the first 800m by which time I think I was shunted almost to the back of the race. I made some good ground on the short top section as I swam wide and again on the 3rd stretch back towards the beach however I then had my goggles knocked off on the 3rd turn that took us parallel to shore… about the 2km mark? Not happy.

Smooth sailing after this as I continued swimming wide of the bunch... sighting was good, pace was good, sadly for me though, no drafting in the swim in this race as I sought refuge over speed. I was seriously miffed (to be polite) when the goggles were knocked off so I opted to stay out of the rumble and finished in a comfortable manner.
All in all, I was happy with the swim in the end… my time only ruined by self-doubt and the pummelling I got at the start as a result.

I exited the water thinking I had gone close to the 60min mark, only to be informed by Skinny Wiggle in the tent that it was a 1:05… oh well, I had heard my Garmin buzz a few times, so I guess in the rumble it had stopped and started a few times. All good, I will take a 1:05 after the poor start I had.

Official time – 1:06.51  


The Ride (my hope: 5hrs even… my prediction: 5hrs even)

After negotiating my way out onto the Freeway I was in heaven. Fantastic road surface, smooth sailing at a good clip and feeling very comfortable riding to heart rate and watts. The road surface made it easy to keep a good economical cadence and my 65 or so cadence of Geelong and Canberra was now holding at 80rpm. Perfect. I had done some work on this immediately after Geelong and so far it was paying off.
I passed Tim at about 30km, and also one of my Big Sexy team mates Bryan Benshoof on the way out to the first turn point… both travelling comfortably and a few words spoken… but I was on my way and riding to the beat of my HR so I pressed on. Where on earth was this tunnel that had been mentioned is all I started thinking as I got to nearly 40km?
Pretty much right at the turn point you enter the freeway tunnel and basically just hang on at well over 70km/h as you descend sharply. There may have even been a little bit of a death wobble skateboard style as I momentarily looked over my shoulder before passing one rider :-) …lesson learned. Eyes ahead… those behind you will see you!
You then climb up out of the tunnel, turn and descend into the darkness again… and climb out again…  Apart from that little bit of excitement I would go close to saying it’s a classic undulating ride from start to end. There’s some points you think the slight rise part is never going to end, but essentially it does and you flatten out and churn out some power on the slight decline.
I will give this course full credit on one aspect… it is VERY easy to ride to heart rate apart from the climb out of the tunnel. Even then, the road is so smooth you don’t have to exert too much strength to get out. I could have gotten out of the saddle and powered up quite easily but I was riding to my plan and was determined to stick to it.
The negatives? Slight headwind and more inclines than declines on the way back to town made it a tougher slog than on the way out… tons of drafting… and the TOs lack of action.
Drafting was rampant on the way back to town mainly and at times it was hard to escape even if you didn’t want to be part of it… which of course I didn’t.

The return leg of Lap 1 I found annoying. I was riding well, so naturally I was a target and blokes kept appearing on my wheel. Sure, they would put in the yards to catch up, but then they would just sit there and rest… before slowly going around my and pulling in right in front as though I was keen to be part of their new found draft train. Naturally me not wanting to be caught drafting, I then had to drop back my 12m out of the drafting zone… at which point another 2 or 3 more drafters would then slot in front of me behind the first guy… so I’d either have to drop back more or go around them. I opted to go around them most of the time which essentially was an exercise in futility as all and sundry would be right back on my wheel again and the process would start all over again… which it did, until there was about 30 riders and I’d be stuck waiting for 30 numpty cheats to slowly make their way around me while I lose time.
About 5km from the half-way point and knowing the twists and turns coming up in town where the spectators were I put my riding boots on and went around them for the last time and didn’t let them back in… gone.

Heading out for the second time to the tunnel was akin to the first. Eventless and fast. I saw that both Zim and Haydo had taken some time off me and I was dropping back… nevertheless I pressed on with my race plan and didn’t chase. I put it down the drafting cr*p and delays of lap 1 and shrugged it off as soon as I saw it. Yes, I was surprised to have not taken time from Haydo, but gee he had put in some training miles leading into this race so all credit to him, he was having a great ride which I just wasn’t up to!

Tunnel and turn… let the drafting games begin again.

One, two, three, four… they kept coming and kept trying to draft me again. I abandoned my strict 75% or under heart rate plan and upped it a few percent to make sure I stayed ahead most of the time. Sure I got caught napping a few times and even got shunted to the back once or twice… once which took an eternity to get out of, but by and large I was happier with this part of the ride than the first lap as I had managed to stay clear MOST of the time. The notable faces from lap one were nowhere to be seen so I can only assume they burnt their candles trying to keep up and continually overtake on lap 1.
Yes, coming back to town the 2nd time was slower than the first, but unless you are a top-line pro I can’t expect anything less… fatigue, wind picking up (albeit not by much), and getting ready for the run all take their time for the common Age Grouper… all in all though my 2 stints riding out were nearly the same and my 2 stints riding back to town were almost the same. On average my Heart Rate was spot on and my Watts only slightly under what I thought they would be. Not bad at all.

Official time: 5:01.03


The Run (my hope: 3:17hrs / my prediction:3:23hrs)

Undoubtedly my best run ever. I hold a few runs in the top category… a 36:50 10km in Nepean in 2011, my 1:23 for the Canberra 70.3 etc… but this Marathon tops them all.
Why? It was a battle… it was a slog… it was a run I had to continually tell myself to press on and not give up (and slow down) just because I was feeling queasy or the Garmin was telling me I was running too fast. I literally talked to myself the whole way and I have now set the standard of effort that must be built on. I CAN run a strong marathon at the end of an IM… and now I MUST do what it takes to ensure I continue to do so. The time doesn’t matter as anything can happen on the day with the weather and courses can change, but I pretty much nailed my nutrition and I finished in strong shape.

Out of transition I headed out through the crowds. I saw Mandy and gave her a hand-grab high 5 which was a boost… a big boost. No boys, so I assume they were being a handful somewhere for my parents “nanny” and “poppy” who had also come down for the trip.
Out of the crowd and I don’t know why but my spirit dropped. It could very well have simply been the small amount of twists and turns trough beach going pathways… but I took a gel and for whatever reason my stomach or brain just wasn’t up for the taste of the Powerbar Hydrogels or the effort of4:45km pace running that I was hoping for… they were just a sickly sweet orange and weren’t sitting well. I was running slightly slower than I planned and it was starting to play on me... I thought about packing it in and just slowing to 5min pace and getting it done to be honest. An aid station came up so I downed some water to settle the stomach and let the gel kick in… that’s the ticket…the water works a treat on the taste but I still haven’t found my running legs… what to do?

In all honesty I am proud that at this point I went into problem solving mode and thought about what makes an easy run… efficiency, done… posture, done… a training run with mates! Interesting… I was struggling and I needed mates to run with… the only problem is that at this point in the Ironman run you are rarely running at the same pace as anyone else let alone around mates, so running with someone else can be difficult let alone striking up a conversation! So I picked a bloke that had just glided past me at approx. 4:30 pace and I latched onto his heels and just sat there copying his stride… basically not thinking about my own run. Yes… I drafted… Ironic I know… although it’s not against the rules in running! I held this line for about 3 or 4kms until he slowed for aid at a station around 8km and I went past him. Until this point he was my silent training partner but he did turn as I went past and said I was running great… Little did he know he had just saved my run. I urged him to take a turn however he was done. Quite possibly he spent his bikkies trying to shake me from his tail? Who knows; I didn’t think I was making it overly obvious, but you do know when someone is there don’t you!

I pressed on… form, cadence, pace, heart rate… always checking and monitoring. Ticking off the “I” category calves (tattoos given to the 35-39 AG’ers) as I passed them, guessing the age of those that had opted not to don the calf tattoo, trying to work out how I was going. I was passing “I’s” by the bucket load…
At about 16km-18km I passed Haydo, who was walking I think… I actually think he had only just made the decision to pull up stumps and walk as I went by him just as he was pulling to the side of the path. I gave him a holler which was acknowledged, but sadly, no time to talk for this man on a mission.

I’m really not certain of the distance but I started lagging again not long after and the legs were heavy and starting to hurt. I picked another sap to leech off… done. This fella was a 45-49’er and was doing around4:45 pace, so it was a relative rest for me at the time and having noticed, he wasn’t having a bar of it… but instead of pulling the pin and letting me go, he slowed ever so slightly and just dropped in alongside me and kept going… brilliant, another training run with “Zim” here! I cracked up a small conversation to tick the km away and the pace picked back up to 4:40-4:35ish pace… I knew I was pushing him though as every time traffic came up, he let me go first… and eventually I went first after a couple of km and he dropped back out of sight. I had made a point of taking any tailwind… lengthening the strides and building up speed before dropping back into high cadence small steps when the wind turned or there was an uphill… and eventually it was enough for the poor fella after one such burst. I should have gotten his number so I could see how he went… he just wanted to break 10hours. I hope I helped… at the time, we were on track for 9:45 and under.

30km and I’m on the charge. Feeling good, nutrition plan working (the queasiness from each gel still there but manageable), posture and strength great… just one issue… an increasing rubbing in the junk area. Running by the sea was clearly taking its toll I think... all that salt in the air, the cool breeze… it was starting to take a big toll. I had felt it coming for quite some miles and had made a few self-adjustments but enough was enough and on 31km or 32km I stopped at an aid station and demanded vaseline!
So many people at the station yet no one knew where the vaso was! I eventually found it on the end table and grabbed a fist full of lube and shoved it up the leg of the suit… a hit and miss expedition of application that would have to do… more adjusting if necessary would spread it around. I took off from this point, passing the 3 or 4 people that had gone back past me and I started my calculations… 4min pace from here will get me 9:30 odd… 4:15will get this… 4:30 will get that… c’mon prick, put it in… you have 10km of hurt left and you are done… @ 4min pace, that’s 40mins of inconvenience. I love the 10km mark in my long training runs… so why not love it here! 10km is just the distance where you can start to make a pretty tangible guess at your finish time (in training and racing) and you generally know if you are hurting… then you only have to hurt xx amount of minutes before you’re done and you can collapse!

2km down… 8km to go… another 2 done… 6km to go… ow ow ow… quads just going crunch crunch crunch… I was passing anybody and everybody still moving on the course… apart from one 40-44yo who put up some stubborn resistance obviously thinking I was in his age group until I passed him. At 3km to go the Giant team had a huge amount of support lining a small part of the course… I seriously thought I had hit the home stretch early and wondered if this is what it is going to be like for the final 3km. It only lasted about 100m or so but they had a coupla hundred people there all in blue and all going bananas and it was just the ticket needed.
Shot out of a cannon my last 3km were easily sub 4:10 pace along the beachfront esplanade all the way into the finishing shute. A few looks behind me let me know it was safe to walk and celebrate. I high fived as many of the kids that I could (without falling over) and very importantly I looked in earnest for my little family.

My final moment of energy included a very Lleyton Hewitt’esque “C’MON” (I think?) and then I staggered over the line… done. I had won the run.

Sadly, there was no family in the finishing shute. Mandy hadn’t been able to get back from Frankston on the bus in time to negotiate all the people and get to the fence at the finish. I don’t think they envisaged me running that fast... as I certainly didn’t predict it so why should they! If we had, then they probably would have been there I reckon… it was a bit sad, but they were all there waiting for me at the exit to the competitors enclosure and the hug was worth the wait. My lovely wife got my medal.

Official Run Time: 3:13.18


What else to report on?
MY RESULT – to complete this Ironman in 9:38.35 is amazing for me. My pre-race best scenario estimates were 9:42hrs… and that was being the perfect day. In 2013 the race was shortened due to adverse weather… in 2012 9:42hrs was good enough to go to Kona… so all I wanted to do was put myself in the shop window for a ticket to the big island.
I’d say sadly, as Kona is a goal of mine… but I am not sad at all. My race was great… and I am very proud of the run I did and the plan I stuck to. It was formulated by Pete Mauro of TSO and it worked to the letter. It is unfortunate and nothing more that the rest of the 35-39 AG has progressed in the last 2 years and the best of the best now see this race as the big one to get to Kona. I came 43rd with the cut off to qualify for Kona being 9:14hrs.
I will be back…

ZIM – sensational race!!! Sub 9:30 and in with a solid shout at roll down… yes a long shot given the calibre of our race… but a shot none the less. Great swim as predicted, solid ride which I expected to lose more time on… but also a good solid run got him home. For sure, I was running 3hr 15 pace for most of the Marathon and I thought from time to time “I wonder if I will see the big fella”… or “wonder where he is?”… by about 25-30km though, that line had changed to “WOW… Zim has had a cracking race!!”. To clear one thing up to my mates though… no, I wasn’t out to beat the big guy. It would have been great to catch up to him and spur him on and finish together… and if I had caught up on the run it would have been his call to tell me to keep running, not mine to take off as I wouldn’t have been leaving without dragging him kicking and screaming to the finish.

To clear another thing up though… I am out to beat everyone else. Why wouldn’t I be? I don’t sign up to Ironman races to play cards and drink tea.

DRAFTING on the ride was terrible and the TECHNICAL OFFICIALS seemed powerless.

Penalise 30 people or penalise no one… that was the choice presented and they opted for no one… well, they opted for penalising 1 or 2 here and there… only when the rider they had spoken to has refused to comply or said something smart back.
I will give them their dues in that they were consistent in preferring to instruct rather than penalise but I think it was the wrong call and if they had started carding people from the off I have no doubt word would have got around that the TO’s were in charge.
I rode around a number of people that were openly laughing at the TO riding next to a group handing out instructions and accepting the pathetic attempts of riders to comply rather than penalising en masse. What can you do though, I understand this is the showpiece event in Australia now and they want the punters to keep signing up and handing over their entry fees so they are hardly going to make it unattractive... The threat of penalties might numbers in jeopardy.

NUTRITION was perfect. Breakfast was perfect, my ride nutrition hit the nail on the head and my run nutrition was great. To provide some insight into what I consumed I did learn you don’t cut open a Bonk Breaker bar and let the air out (to make the packet smaller) the night before the race… as it dries the bar out and makes it hard to swallow. 2 of these on the ride were great for energy… hard to get down though. No biggy. On the run, I ran with enough nutrition to get me to around 3hrs max… actually it was only enough to get me to 2hrs 40min. The plan was always to scrounge for Gatorade, lollies and coke after that… which I did. If I grabbed lollies I didn’t like, I just tossed them aside and held on to the next station… many thanks to the snakes I got at one aid station… delicious.. best ever! One station I grabbed all 3… as well as water finally to wash the coke off my chest after barely getting any in :-)

And finally… my infamous transitions and the new suit.
Amateur hour… blasé… new suit… headache… using the loos… sunscreen… all of the above cost me valuable minutes in T1 and T2.
17minutes over the two Transitions is not even close to good enough and realistically I have over 10 minutes to cut from this next time… putting me fair and squarely in the sub 9:30 range (given conditions are suitable) without doing any better on all 3 legs. Would I have ridden that well with the break though? Would I have run 3:13 without the long break?? Who knows… to be worked on though.

In short I was ill-prepared for transition with the new suit. I had a few days to get to know my new buddy and I didn’t. The suit was fantastic from a comfort point of view… I seriously had to feel my back at one stage on the run… I thought there must be a hole in the back as I just couldn’t feel it there! Super comfy piece of kit!!
The fail was on my behalf for wearing it without adequate testing… even just 2 transition sessions in the few days I had the suit prior to the race would have been better than just the couple of ride and runs that I did.
In the end, the pockets on the back are higher than last years BSR kit and they have little lids on them to make them more aero… I really struggled to get anything in and out of them… while on the ride and in transition. Again, not the fault of the suit… this was all my doing. I finished my ride with a dull headache… not from dehydration… not sure why to be honest… but it was there and I just couldn’t get the Panadol out of my back pocket to take them while riding and after having ridden 180km @ 75% it was very hard to get the co-ordination to get them out of my pocket in transition. I pull out my nasal spray… put that back… then I’d pull out the vaso I had… put that back… then I’d pull out the nasal spray again… amateur d*ckhead… why wouldn’t I just empty my pockets and be done with it instead of fiddling around with my arm halfway up my back like I am about to be frog marched out of a department store for stealing.
Then came the bags… fiddling around in them as well instead of just tipping them out like I have done in recent Ironman races?? Why?? No idea… fiddle fiddle fiddle fiddle… get the sh*ts, tip it all out. For anyone that has watched the Ironman dvd’s… think Chris McCormack trying to put his helmet on in 2007 and yelling at himself… that’s how frustrated I was getting with my bumbling. In future, consumables in pockets, sundries like Panadol etc in aero box on top tube.

In T1 I just wasn’t urgent enough and there was no assistance from volunteers in either getting the wetsuit off or packing the bag up again. I was too blasé about the whole thing and just strolled out to my bike after struggling to get stuff in my pockets thinking thank fck that swim is over… time to do some work.

In T2 it was a combo of the headache, busting to p*ss and more bumbling trying to figure out what I could and couldn’t fit in my pocket. I even rearranged a few times not really realising how much time I was taking… all the while, sitting down and tapping my toes to the beat you find when you are really about to p*ss your pants… I got up to exit, put on my sunscreen and vaso and went to the loo… after waiting almost a minute for a vacant stall.

Why didn’t I go on the bike?? Normally I would… but I just lost my nerve with so many people riding so close together let alone having someone sitting on your rear wheel drafting. I just couldn’t let fly morally with everyone so close together… so lost time it was.

The suit… as mentioned above was super comfortable. Not as much quad compression as the TSO or Endurance Junkie suits I own so I wore my Compressport quads which I prefer anyway but apart from that it was brilliant. I did wear BSR tri shorts over the top of the suit on the ride for extra padding but that was mainly a precaution due to me being a bit sore from recent weeks training. No issues at all on the day. Yes, the pockets were high and hard to get to… it’s all technique though and I will definitely practice it some more over winter to get it right. They seem small, but they do stretch enough. The upper body and arms were a perfect fit... as close to a 2ndskin as you can get. You’ve all seen Luke McKenzie in his suit by now? Same brand.

The goal? I had said it to anyone that my perfect race would be close to 9:42… that would only be reached by doing an x swim, an xx ride and an xxx run… turns out only the bike was close to what I predicted and my transition times were awful. So with a 9:38under my belt it is very comforting to know that I achieved my goal yet I still have plenty of room for improvement next year. Satisfied with the race?…
ABSOLUTELY! Satisfied going forward?… absofckinglutely not!

Massive shout out to my beautiful wife Mandy who puts herself out in order to accommodate all my training and racing and my 2 lovely wee men who although they probably don’t understand what’s going on just yet certainly lift my spirits right when I need it… in training, racing and life.
My parents who also made the trek down to the race… long drive for them, their help with the boys all year round is very much appreciated.
Zim and Pete… team TSO. Team mate and Coach respectively. Pete has taught me a lot in the small time I have been in his stable and credit where credit is due; I have improved my results dramatically since I started. You tell me in May last year (when I signed up for Melbourne) that I would do a9:38 and I would have told you to stop being ridiculous. Pete was charged with getting me under 10hrs and he delivered in spectacular fashion. Thanks Pete, the nutrition plans have also been perfect. Zim… forever just ahead of me and pushing me along. Fantastic to talk it over with, discuss progress and race with. Hopefully my run will inspire you that it can be done just as much as your swim and ride pushes me to improve mate. It’s been a pleasure.

Last but not least, Big Sexy Racing. I think I’ve mentioned them enough in other reports but it really is great to be part of the team. Not necessarily for the discounts on gear, but for the camaraderie, humour and advice dispensed throughout the year.
Shout out to the Big Sexy Racing sponsors that were also part of my day... Champion System for the serious kit, Rubys Lube, Bonk Breaker, SPY+ for the amazing DAFT sunnies... and Newton. I may not have raced in Newtons this time around but they have played an enormous part in my prep.
I leave this with Team BSR's man of the hour, pro triathlete Chris McDonald’s short but sage advice pre-race: “Patience is rewarded in Ironman.. but don’t be afraid to believe in yourself."
Done. There were a few more words but this is the part I took with me and delivered on, especially in the run. Next year I will go even better and dispense ALL his advice as I go all out… “Suck the life out of your competition… don’t let them suck it out of you! Put it in the big ring and don’t look back brother!” 
Will do Chris.
Onward. I’ve already signed up to do it all again!